- Mood:
cheerful
- Mood:
annoyed
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!
I stole this from K-chan! Who stole this from Usa-chan! But I'm not that crazy! At least for now...^-^ But i can't do 19, cause I'm not married yet, or have kids.
- Mood: amused
- Mood: content
Every year, Japanese people celebrate the end of the year by going out and buying a bowl of ramen and eating it. So one day, a mom brought her daughter and son to the shop late and asked if they eat. The shop was closing but the boss still said that they could still eat. They asked if they could share one bowl of ramen and it had to be plain with no seasoning and what not. The boss, feeling sorry for them, allowed this. When the family was eating, only the son and the daughter shared the bowl of ramen, but during eating the son picked up one noodle and told the mom to try, and she did. This happened over the course of the next few years. Then, when the children had grown up and worked hard on their studies and had become doctors, they brought their mom out for ramen at the end of the year. They asked their mom if she still remembered the times where they were poor and they shared one bowl of plain ramen. She still remembered. And so the reason to why they were so poor was that their father was a driver. One day, while driving, he ended up in a car crash. He had died and so did the person. They had a fine they didn't need to pay, but then the mom still wanted to because it meant they were responsible and that the victim's family was even more pitiful. So then the mom went for many jobs and eventually saved up enough money to pay off the fine. This is the reason why that they came to the ramen shop late at night and ordered only one bowl of ramen. Isn't this sad?!
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